he's the sun in the rain, he's the truth in a lie

evolutionofthedaleks:

jesussbabymomma:

IM SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER MORE LIKE THESE LIL SHITS WENT TO HARVARD

or maybe theyre the first demon created by lucifer

nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

(Source: moseby)

phleps:

survey: do you regret following me yet

(Source: kanyewesticle)

sennenhallows:

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the weak”

Sometimes I’m like “sleep is for the week”

There is no in between.

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

if ur age isnt on the cock ur too young for the clock

real eyes realise real lies

methproblem:

chickensandwich:

i heard your penis is like a thumb

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

one-day-it-will-all-just-end:

lokifeelsruinedmylife:

gerancho:

freshprinceoftsundere:

EVERYTHING THAT YOU FEEL IS JUST A CHEMICAL REACTION INSIDE YOUR HEAD WOW

so if im in love with someone does that make it a

chemical romance 

not anymore